As many of you know, I’ve been blessed to have had a multitude of scholastic opportunities…which have resulted in the accrual of an obnoxiously hilarious swath of credentials. This hodgepodge of letters mainly provides ample substrate for jokes about my…
When tragedy darkens the path on Life’s Odyssey Tearfully, pilgrims reflect on theodicy “The Problem of Evil” by its common name Afflicting the righteous and sinners the same The light of youth’s candle snuffed out forever Vitality vanquished, flames into…
Squadrons from every corner of the Social Media universe assembled behind their computer screens at the Battle of Credibility. Cannonballs of contumely rocketed across the expanse and fiery missiles of malevolence hurtled back and forth at unidentifiable targets. Fragile fortresses…
The moment a sliver of sunshine peeks out from behind the clouds, my wife’s olive skin becomes drenched in an even deeper shade of perfection while her nose is simultaneously kissed by a symmetrical sprinkle of freckles. And the other…
They said, “You’re on a sinking ship” What if they were wrong? The test results said, “You won’t live” What if they were wrong? They said, “Just trust the science, folks” What if they were wrong? They dismissed all your…
Uncle Orwell had a farm A-I-A-I-O And on that farm he used to care about what people know But with a Chatbot here and a prompt-prompt here He taught the computer how to draft an email Making the whole herd…
I read a fascinating article today about African funerals, and below is a short list of things I learned: At this point, you’re probably filled with some degree of righteous indignation…how is this level of resource misappropriation considered normal or…
Given my love for language, it should come as no surprise that one of my favorite classes in High School was Spanish. And although Spanish is a romantic and beautiful language, I felt it had potential for even a LITTLE…
My daughter bounded into the room with an important announcement. “I have 3 favorite feelings! You feel so good when you do these 3 things!” I’m sure you’re as eager as I was to hear the list…here it is: And…
“I’ll never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go.” -Rose, Titanic Today marks the 114th anniversary of the unthinkable tragedy when the unsinkable Titanic capsized after colliding with an iceberg in the North Atlantic. And this event has led to…
