Category Life

Artificial Sweeteners and Spiritual Satiety

Healthcare professionals in metabolic clinics have all been subject to the ironic situations in which people with type 2 diabetes INSIST that drinking Diet Soda will instantly kill them and simultaneously plunge the world into nuclear conflict.  Meanwhile, their Continuous…

Happy Mother’s Day!

This picture was taken about 30 years ago…I was just emerging from my blonde bowl-cut era and preparing to embark on a new journey of Maximum Hold Hair Gel.  But despite my questionable haircut preferences, I wouldn’t have traded my…

Nurse and Teacher Appreciation Week!

This week we celebrate two criminally underappreciated groups for whom I have special affection.  It’s Nurse Appreciation Week AND Teacher Appreciation Week!  One of the smartest things I ever did was marry a nurse, and both of my parents are…

Everyone is Older, But No One is Wiser

My daughter slumped into the back seat of the car after what had apparently been a particularly tough Tuesday at school. Given that her body language carries the same degree of subtlety as a Level 5 Hurricane, it was obvious…

May the 4th Be With You!

It’s STAR WARS DAY! And I’m sure most of you are already greeting each other with a Mike Tyson-esque version of the iconic Star Wars slogan given today’s date! But even the most zealous Star Wars saga enthusiasts must acknowledge the…

Youth Soccer: Elite Entertainment

Soccer is a beautiful sport, and I think we all can appreciate the poetic performances and fancy footwork of professionals, particularly when the World Cup rolls around.  But I think that RECREATIONAL KIDS’ SOCCER is arguably even more entertaining than…

An Unbiased Analysis: Mayo vs Cottage Cheese!

Social Media, Mainstream Media, Medical Headlines, and pretty much every public entity these days seems to have difficulty presenting data with objectivity, but hopefully my extensive academic training has assisted me in making fair and balanced assessments. So here’s my…

How to Be A Real Influencer

In a world of health care professionals intent on being intellectual “influencers,” the truly influential are the ones whose clinical acumen is shaped by their compassion… this one’s for you A physician and clinician…are they one and the same? One…

Perfect Attendance

“Your best ability is availability.” One of the several thousand amazing things about my wife is that she had PERFECT ATTENDANCE for 13 straight years from Kindergarten through High School. She’s practically perfect in every way, so it should come…