The early 1990s was a glorious era for Sunday School. Fueled by Ritz crackers, Nilla Wafers, felt boards full of happy hippie-looking characters, and an ABSOLUTE FIRE song playlist that was impressively both Deep and Wide, we had it all!…
When I was younger, I figured I would eventually get married and have kids. After all, I was Larry the Cucumber at Vacation Bible School, and all of those kids either wanted to be me or marry me someday! I…
Fatty liver, now known as Metabolic Associated Steatohepatitis, or MASH, now has 2 FDA-approved medications for its treatment. (This disease state was formerly known as NAFLD or NASH, but I like MASH. If visceral adiposity has led to someone becoming…
You want to be in The Room Where It Happens An enchanting, mysterious place Of dimly lit candles, elaborate scandals Things never said straight to your face Pretenses fade in The Room Where It Happens The veil is removed from…
This RECENT PUBLICATION has been making headlines, and the not-so-shocking conclusion was that people who perform both regular aerobic exercise AND resistance exercise seem to die less than people who just sit around. And this goes right along with many…
A woman tearfully approached her husband. “I just feel Iike we’re drifting apart,” she stammered. “That’s silly,” the man stated matter-of-factly. “We’re married and we’re literally 6 feet away from each other as we speak.” She rolled her eyes. “I…
“It somehow happened quite suddenly then that I alternated between despising them and thinking them superior to myself.” -Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes From Underground When I was running collegiately, we would sometimes compete against BYU. And the annoying thing was that…
“I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.” –Usually a random girl on Instagram, but originally intended for the topic of the ANGPTL family Remember when you were a kid and you’d…
I really, really dislike smelling like food. Although my wife will jokingly tell me I “look delicious” from time to time, it’s not normally one of my Life Goals to manifest an aura of hash browns and French toast. And it’s…
“Dad, we know what we need to do.” I nodded solemnly in agreement. After perusing her Pokemon card collection, a glaring vacancy had been identified. And as we resolutely marched into the Trading Card Expo, our mission was clear. Operation…
