It’s real! It’s real! I promise it’s real!

The painted-on smile is just how I feel!

Don’t look at those bags underneath my eyes

I’ve never ever felt more energized!

Those words are mine, too, original thoughts

Just ask my friends ChatGPT and Grok!

I can trust you and you can trust me

I’m always transparent, you get what you see!

Just give me a minute if you ask a question

Before I reply, I’ll just get permission

I’m not paranoid! I’m really ok!

The master will tell me the right words to say

What’s right? What’s wrong? It really depends

Just turn off your mind and we’ll all be best friends!