Many people are convinced that The Algorithm is watching/stalking us based on our recent Internet browsing activity, and it is pretty eerie that as soon as my wife even considers buying a new dishwasher, we immediately have about 5 ads on our Facebook feed for similar household appliances. As for myself, Big Brother gave up trying to figure me out a long time ago…consider my Recent Search History:
- PCSK9 CD81 plasmodium
- History of the Amalekites
- Ctenophores (iridescent sea creatures that resemble jellyfish, but with a different digestive tract)
Receptors for parasitic entry, obsolete Biblical nations, and marine invertebrates don’t really lend themselves to paid advertisements or marketing scams! Strangely, I also don’t get invited to many parties…
But my wife, who is actually considered “cool” and “normal,” has recently been bombarded with “Suggested Videos” of filleting fish after watching some professional chef butcher a cod. This, coupled with our recent visit to Universal Studios and her well-known love for Harry Potter, inspired me to create Dumbus Albacore.
If “Hogwarts Headmaster with a Fish Head” or “Big Tuna of Wizardry” are part of your Recent Search History, then this one’s for you😊
